Who is this Mats Sundin you speak of?

The Top 10 Things I would like to hear at the rumored Mats Sundin Toronto Press Conference.

10. I am here to announce my immediate retirement from hockey.

9. I have signed a contract with the Florida Panthers.

8. I have a cure for cancer.

7. I'm gay.

6. ...and Toronto can kiss my ass.

5. I'm looking for a long term deal.

4. It burns when I pee.

3. I decided 4 months ago. What, J.P. didn't give you the message?

2. Eklund was right.

1. I'm sorry.

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