Barry Melrose is sexually attracted to Steven Stamkos.
"He's cut. He'd be a male model if he wasn't a hockey player. But he's slim. He's 18 years old"
I just picture Barry in an old van with curtains in the windows, pulling up next to a cold and confused Steven claiming he needs help finding his lost puppy, and that his Mom told him to come and get him because she was sick, and there is also free candy in the back. This has Graham James special touches written all over it.