Brendan Morrow hates Sean Avery
...and so does Marty Turco....and most humans.
I'm not sure why everybody hates Sean, but I assume it has something to do with the fact that he verbally assaults, the Player's Union, French people, black people, people with cancer, Canadians, or has an NHL rule named after him.
Or maybe it's because he spends his time whoring it up with Hollywood skanks, and running around town in short shorts.
Either way, he is the greatest thing that ever happened to hockey bloggers.
Praise be to Avery.
Note: If you actually care about what Brendan has to say about his new teammate, check it here.