Beggar's Banquet

I have just received yet another beautiful phone call informing me that I will be witnessing a National Hockey League game tonight, live, free of mother fucking charge. Fro those of you keeping score, that is my 3rd free game in 12 days. That is what we call in the freeloading business as the moocher's trifecta. So long suckers, bitch is off to eat himself some footlong food.

Side Note: The above pick is of Zach Hamill doing his best Cornholio impression. What does this have to do with anything? Blow me, that's what.

$8 beers, here I come!

So here I am, sitting at home on my couch preparing myself for a night of watching NHL Center Ice and blogging to a bunch of turds (no offence), when the most most wonderful phone call should appear. It was (almost) the best phone call a guy can get. It was the "I have an extra ticket to the game tonight, do you want to go?" phone call. So basically my night went from scratching my ass in front of the TV, to scratching my ass in front of 18,000 people. Sayonara suckers. I'm off to enjoy me some NHL action. -D.

PS - The Jagr pics above have nothing to do with the post, but I didn't see myself having any other chance to use it.