Showing posts with label islanders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label islanders. Show all posts

13.11.08

The Vancouver Canucks think their fans are retarded.



So the Canucks have (through much self administered fan-fare), have revealed their new 3rd jerseys today, and looky, looky here, they are 99% exactly the same fucking 3rd jersey that they have been using for years.

It seems the Canucks think that taking their existing 3rd, making the stick a bit thicker in the rick logo, and slapping a shitty version of the Johnny Canuck on the sleeve qualifies as a completely brand new jersey that was deserving of a countdown, and special unvieling. They also produced a touching video to commemorate the event.

This is of course is just another chapter in Canucks history brought to you by the new dream marketing team that has already brought out the new Canucks propoganda movie, and the already cancelled, 7th man award jersey rafters....thing.. The Vancouver Canucks clearly have zero respect for thier fans intelligence, and are treating them like they are short bus'd toddlers. But what really bugs me, is that it won't matter in the end anyways, because the fans will get up and dump thier wallets down like robots no matter what shit sandwich they serve up.

But I guess they deserve it in Vancouver. It is a horrible sports town, and brought it on themselves. I know they would never put up with this shit anywhere else, even Long Island.

21.8.08

Charley Wang & the Islanders are at it again.



It seems that Charles has decided to pull another one of his patented moves out of his ass by promoting someone with little to no qualifications, into a roll that can only be best described as amazingly over their heads. This time the lucky guy is Vice president of sales, marketing and event operations, Chris Dey. And what new fancy position did they find for him? Oh, ya it's TEAM PRESIDENT. Charles went on to add...

''I know Chris well enough that he will stop at nothing less in making the Islanders the model franchise in the NHL.''

And what I'm sure Charles meant to say was...

"Chris is fucking my daughter"

That's right, Chris Dey just happens to be married to Charles Wang's daughter. What are the fucking odds on that one? This is just another smoooth move by the Islanders orginization that will ensure another decade of shit. Well done, Charles, well done.

21.7.08

Top 10: Islanders Edition



Top 10 Things the New York Islanders could do to improve their situation...

1. Be relevant.

2. Explain to Charles Wang that he is not Mark Cuban.

3. Promote Garth Snow from figure head GM to stick boy.

4. Get more players born in Korea like Richard Park.

5. Go back to the highliner fishsticks jerseys of '97.

6. Move to Brooklyn. The Brooklyn Islanders? that shit is pimp.

7. Acquire a player in his prime.

8. Pay Streit more money.

9. Bring Dennis Potvin back.

10. Kill self.