Wow.

Minor League Hockey blows my fucking mind.

Just when you think that AA Baseball had the market cornered on crazy publicity bullshit, here comes the ECHL. It seems that The Las Vegas Wranglers, and the Bakersfield Condors are going to pay tribute to the great Governor Rod Blagojevich, by donning some special uni's for their upcoming match. That's right, they are going to dress up like convicts. Amazing.

The best part of this whole thing is that the refs are getting involved as well by dressing like cops that night. Unreal. Who needs integrity when you have 800 fans in attendance?

GO! MARKETING GO!

If there is anybody that is going to check me, it's gonna be #23.

What does Bakersfield have to offer besides great ECHL action and flirty weather girls? I have no idea. But they definitely have those things wrapped up. This chick is practically begging for attention. I've seen new born babys that are less needy than this chick. She is about one small promotion away from making our prestigious Hockey Slut List. And that is what we call, "slutting your way to the middle".



PS - The odds that those two had her tied up on both ends like a pair of Chinese finger cuffs less than 3 minutes after that segment aired? About 2 to 1.