Tlusty has a penis (and he would like you to look at it).

I know this story is kinda old now, but I didn't have a blog then, and I wanted to refresh the memories of those who may have forgotten (or wanted to).

Click here for the Penis. (I never thought I would be typing that in a hockey blog).

I wonder if the NHL now has to have an orientation with all the rookies to remind them that taking pictures of themselves with their tongues in other guys mouths, or cell pics of the old hog are frowned upon. It make you think how many of our childhood heroes were doing shit like this before the internet showed up. Was Randy Cunneyworth a sex fiend? Was Haken Loob just a nickname?

Also, in a semi-related note, There is an artist by the name of Kurt Kauper that paints his boyhood hockey heroes in the nude. Check 'em out here. There is a whole gallery. I like the Derek Sanderson the best.

I was born to love you, indeed.

Japan is a strange place. It's a land where honor and respect are a necessity worth fighting and dying for, and game shows molest highschool virgins on public transit for wonderous cash and prizes. That why when they decide to produce a Hockey themed television drama, you have to pay attention.

"Pride" is a popular new show in Japan, that follows a young professional hockey player, (Halu Satonaka), playing forward for the corporate Blue Scorpions. He likes to spend his days fighting with his new coach, (Yuichiro Hyodo), who has an unorthodox style, but a mean temper, and his nights with the ladies (slutty extras). Now I know what your thinking, this show already has it all, but it gets better. The shows theme song is not only "I was born to love you" by Queen, but all of the music in the show is by Queen. Finally, a show that mixes my three loves of Hockey, Queen, and Japanese sluts. Are you listening HBO???