The Rheostatics aren't doing anything to help with Canadian stereotypes.

So I figured that because he is geting his jersey raised to the rafters this weekend, we should either make a few "purse" comments, or just throw on The Ballad of Wendel Clark. And because copying and pasteing is easier than not, here is the Rheostatics.



Also, Wendel carried a purse.

It's a long way to the top if you want to Rock & Roll.

DC's Newest Post-Punk Band is here (video below).

Vox - Alex Ovechkin

Lead Guitar - Jose Theodore

Rhythm Guitar - Nick Backstrom

Bass - Brooks Laich

Drums - Mike Green

Band Manager - Chris Clark

Security - Matt Bradley & Donal Brashear

Is it just me or does Alexander Ovechkin not get better everyday? You don't wouldn't ever see Todd Bertuzzi doing this shit. Long live the new NHL.