Showing posts with label Philadelphia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Philadelphia. Show all posts

8.10.08

Odds that Sarah Palin gets raped in the old Spectrum parking lot? 2:1



Oh Sarah. You know not of what you do. So you think your a hockey mom huh? Well I'm willing to bet that the fans of Philadelphia have a thing or two to say about that.

You see, I have made no qualms about my intense fear of Philadelphia and the wonderful people that reside there. I have even made a post about it here. The problem is, is that Philadelphians are bat shit crazy, and like making the outsiders of their great city feel "unwanted" and "scared for their life". You have to remember, these are the same great fans that not only boo their own team on a regular basis, but have also booed fucking Santa Clause. Yes, that Santa Clause.

And why do I bring up Mrs. Palin and the City of Brotherly Love together? Well, it seems Sarah has decided it's a good idea to drop the first puck at the Flyers home opener this week. I tell ya, it's gonna be a fucking blood bath. I mean come on. Phily Vs. Alaska? It's not even fair. She is going to trot out there in a pant suit and her "Maverick" attitude and get her ass handed to her. Actually this could really be Phily's chance to shine. COME ON PHILY, DON"T LET US DOWN!

25.8.08

Top 10: Philidelphia Flyers Fans Edition



This is a tribute to the biggest assholes (meant lovingly of course) in hockey. They are the winning losers, they are the fans of Philadelphia. I should preface these clips by saying that I am not from Phily, but I have been there, and I have walked the great parking lot of stadiums and arenas, and that place scares the shit out of me. It doesn't even seem like they are Flyers fans, as much as they are haters of the other 29 teams in the league. Actually they are haters of any other city on the planet. Not to be to dramatic, but there was a garbage can on fire. Who lites garbage cans on fire? When did Phily become the Thunderdome? Either way, this is the Philadelphia Flyers Fans Top 10.


10. "My name is mother fucking Philadelphia"



9. Sidney Crosby is Gary Bettman's daughter



8. Sooo, do they like Ovechkin, or....



7. The video here is bad, but the guy yelling "Faggot" morphing into chants of "USA, USA" is pretty amazing. Only in America.



6. Booing the Canadian National Anthem. Too good.



5. They scream "sucks" after every Kings player is announced.



4. Then this guy showed up...



3. They start them 'em young in the city of brotherly love.



2.Crosby Sucks



1. This is not only one of the best flyers fans clips of all time, but one of the best hockey clips of all time.