One-nutters may win the Tour De France, but they don't win NHL All-star Ballots.

Phil Kessel was not invited to the All-Star game?



At least he was invited to the Hard Rock Cafe Guitar Hero All-star game.

Kane and Toews become awesome.

So Patty Kane and Jonny Tazer decided to become legit dudes. Check it out:





Toews' advert wins (even if he's not going to the All-Star game), as they diss the English and soccer. Why is it that Chicago and Washington have the coolest dudes in hockey, and Canadian teams don't have a single ounce of personality on their rosters combined?

Also, Toews rips because of this:



That's the best hockey interview I've ever seen. Short, sweet and sweary.