Showing posts with label Malarchuk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Malarchuk. Show all posts

9.11.08

The new guy.



So I haven't been posting as much as I would have liked to in the last week, but our new friend Spec7ral has been more than making my lack of time with a wide array of borderline inappropriate posts. Now we just need Jason to jump in and give us a post on how 9/11 never happened and we will be all but complete.

Speaking of Spec7ral, I never really had a chance to introduce him as a new writer, and now I'm glad I didn't. His posts speak for themselves. He has a good blend of sarcasm and veiled hatred for the human race that was ever so lacking on hockey blogs. His anger is sure to help attract that crucial male 18-34 market that is the driving force behind mental retardation.

So, here is a photo of the halloween costume of the year. It just further digs HockeyDump into the same old glorious hole it has found itself in many times before. I mean, is it our faults that the Malarchuk incident is tremendously fascinating? Huh? Can't hear ya. That's what I thought.

6.11.08

Tips for Life

Don't crush 15 beers in a matter of hours when you have to be up for work @ 4am. You might not wake up.

In other news, the injury bug continues to haunt goalies this year, particularly Vezina caliber goalies (I'm looking @ you Chris Mason!). First Fat Brodeur, now Nabokov, who's next?

Remember Clint? Remember when he tried to shoot himself in the face? No? It's ok, the neck slitting incident is way cooler, because there were cameras there!

9.10.08

Clint Malarchuk is up to his crazy antics again



I could write an entire paragraph here on what exactly went down, but it's just as easy to give it to you in 3 simple points....
  • Clint Malarchuk was shooting rabbits.
  • Clint Malarchuk thought his face was a rabbit.
  • Clint Malarchuk shot himself in the face with a 22. Caliber Rifle.
The End.