This Just In: Tavares Sucks

TSN wants to let you know that someone thinks that Tavares is not the #1 pick in the draft. Hell, he's not even the #2 pick in the draft!

Also, Calder finalists announced: Mason, Ryan and Versteeg. I'd put up a vote, but I'm tired of hearing how great Mason is. Maybe if they get swept people wll actually give Ryan some consideration (I know, I know it's based on regular season but everyone knows that's a load of horseshit). I think Ryan or Rinne deserve it more.

Flames fans are the "bomb"

Ahhh, a face only momma could love. It seems this gentleman was not overly pleased with the Columbus Blue Jackets' drubbing of the Calgary Flames. So he took matters into his own hands. He called the Jackets' stadium and uttered some threats. Thanks to the brand new, high-tech innovation of Caller ID, police used his telephone number to find his residence and arrested his flaming ass.

The most interesting part of this story, is that there are Flames fans located somewhere other than Calgary.

Mason & Kessel sitting in a tree....

Whats with the mono outbreak in the NHL lately? First Phil, now Steve? Am I expected to post about this and not insinuate that the two of them have been swapping spit out back of the school yard? Because I can't, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Also, you may have noticed that Spec7ral missed his Cherry post on Saturday. The reason for that is, he was busy fucking his liver in the ass this weekend, and that takes precedence over you and your bloggy needs any day of the week.

Also, Hartsburg is tool and deserved to be fired. Or maybe not. I don't care. I think that post should be done by our Ottawa resident Jason Towers. Or maybe not. I don't care.

Also, the pic up top is of Boston's own, Blake Wheeler. He has nothing to do with this post, but I just like the pic.

Just who the fuck does this Steve Mason character think he is?

Okay, it seems every year there is a new hot-shit, outta nowhere goalie that everyone gets a piping-hot hard-on for. It's usually in Nashville, and they usually end up jettisonning their former starter only to find out that shit-hot turns shrivelly-dink cold pretty fast sometimes.

I read that this kid had a three game shutout string which is pretty neat, but then again that Boucher douche had 5 a few years back, as Mr. Williams pointed out in a previous post.

Let's look @ what Steven's career numbers looked like prior to this year:

116 games in the OHL. Sittin' around just above 2.5 GAA. Save percentage just under .920 and a pretty decent win percentage (he did play for the London Knights though)

Looks like he won a world junior gold too, good for him.

But seriously,

HE HAS 6 FUCKING SHUTOUTS IN 24 FUCKING GAMES AND IS LEADING THE NHL IN SOs, SV% AND GAA!!!! OVECHKIN HAS 12 SHOTS ON HIM ON HOME ICE AND THIS KID STILL GETS A FUCKING SHUTOUT? WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS? FUCK STEVE MASON!



In all honesty, props to this kid. He looks like he hasn't even hit puberty and he's stoning the Capitals @ home. What a slut.