Showing posts with label The List of hockey sluts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The List of hockey sluts. Show all posts

14.4.09

Taylor Pyatt's fiancee died?


Looks like vehicular deaths are the new thing for the Canucks?

9.2.09

HockeyDump Presents: The Great List of Hockey Sluts Part 4


Question: Does Joffry Lupul appear on this seasons VH1 reality hit Dr.Drew's Sober House?

Answer
: Absolutely.

Question
: Does he plow any famous sluts?

Answer: No.

Question: Does any hockey player?

Answer: Absolutely.

Question: Does this mean we get to dust off the old HOCKEY SLUTS LIST?

Answer
: You bet your ass we do. Check out #35 to find out who did what, and if you have any missing entries, please let us know. Without this list we have no way of tracking sluts for the purposes of hockey science. Or something like that. Probably. GO SLUTS!

1. Hillary Duff (Mike Comrie)

2. Paris Hilton (Jose Theodore)

3. Anna Kournikova (Pavel Bure, Sergei Fedorov)

4. Elisha Cuthbert (Mike Komiserek, Sean Avery, Dion Phaneuf)

5. Mary Kate Olsen (Sean Avery)

6. Geena Lee Nolan (Cale Hulse)

7. Alyssa Milano (Wayne McBean)

8. ChaIsabella Scorupco (Mariusz Czerkawski)

9.Kellie Pickler (Jordan Tootoo)

10. Rachel Hunter (Sean Avery, Jaret Stoll)

11. Madonna (Mark Messier)

12. Janet Jones (Wayne Gretzky)

13. Kristi Yamaguchi (Bret Hedican)

14. Candace Cameron (Valerie Bure)

15. Carol Alt (Alexie Yashin)

16. Alicia Ricter (Petr Sykora)

17. Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved)

18. Sheryl Crow (Alexander Daigle)

20. Pamela Anderson (Alexander Daigle)

21. Anne-Marie Carbonneau (Brendan Morrow)

22.Tiffany Granath (Brad Norton)

23. Kristen Bell (Nobody yet)

24. Charlotte Ronson (Sean Avery)

25.Angelica Bridges (Sheldon Souray)

26. Allison Dunbar (Sean O'Donnell)

28. Elena Alyonka Larionov (Alex Ovechkin)

29. Amy McCarthy (Dan Hinote)

30. Willa Ford (Mike Modano)

31. Kelly Klein (Sean Avery)

32.Emma Andersson (Hank Zetterberg)

33. Anne-Marie Carbboneau (Brendan Morrow)

34. Kate Hudson (Eric Lindros)

35. Katherine Keener (Sean Avery)

36. Amber Smith (Kip Brennan)

10.10.08

Sluts like hockey Part 3



So what do you think of when you think of HockeyDump? Thats right, untopical posts, and the great list of Hockey Sluts. It's our bread and butter (unless of course you count that post we did about Dustin Brown's penis). Anyways, it appears another site has also took it upon themselves to create a list of hockey sluts. This would probably bother me if our list wasn't ten times more comprehensive. In fact, we have 18 more ladies on our list. That's more sluts than they have total! It just goes to show you, if you want quality hockey journalism AND sluts, then go somewhere else. But if you want average hockey posts AND sluts, then simply bookmark the shit out of this place, because you are gonna be here a while.

BTW, here is the updated HockeyDump list of Hockey Sluts. Enjoy.

1. Hillary Duff (Mike Comrie)

2. Paris Hilton (Jose Theodore)

3. Anna Kournikova (Pavel Bure, Sergei Fedorov)

4. Elisha Cuthbert (Mike Komiserek, Sean Avery, Dion Phaneuf)

5. Mary Kate Olsen (Sean Avery)

6. Geena Lee Nolan (Cale Hulse)

7. Alyssa Milano (Wayne McBean)

8. ChaIsabella Scorupco (Mariusz Czerkawski)

9.Kellie Pickler (Jordan Tootoo)

10. Rachel Hunter (Sean Avery, Jaret Stoll)

11. Madonna (Mark Messier)

12. Janet Jones (Wayne Gretzky)

13. Kristi Yamaguchi (Bret Hedican)

14. Candace Cameron (Valerie Bure)

15. Carol Alt (Alexie Yashin)

16. Alicia Ricter (Petr Sykora)

17. Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved)

18. Sheryl Crow (Alexander Daigle)

20. Pamela Anderson (Alexander Daigle)

21. Anne-Marie Carbonneau (Brendan Morrow)

22.Tiffany Granath (Brad Norton)

23. Kristen Bell (Nobody yet)

24. Charlotte Ronson (Sean Avery)

25.Angelica Bridges (Sheldon Souray)

26. Allison Dunbar (Sean O'Donnell)

28. Elena Alyonka Larionov (Alex Ovechkin)

29. Amy McCarthy (Dan Hinote)

30. Willa Ford (Mike Modano)

31. Kelly Klein (Sean Avery)

32.Emma Andersson (Hank Zetterberg)

33. Anne-Marie Carbboneau (Brendan Morrow)

34. Kate Hudson (Eric Lindros)

35. Katherine Keener (Sean Avery)


Note: That's Malkin in the photo above FYI. He likes him some sluts.

19.8.08

Sluts like hockey Part 2



So this is the first update to the ever growing list of ladies that enjoy the company of professional hockey players. AKA, Puck Bunnys, Puck Sluts, Hockey Whores, Stick Chicks or whatever. The newest additions to the list are in bold. If you know of anyone missing from the list, leave it in the comments and it will be added on the next update.

Remember, if we don't keep track of these sluts, nobody will. And do we want to live in a world without a comprehensive list of girls that sleep with professional hockey players? I know I don't.

Also, It's nice to see Teammates (Staal & Malkin) share sluts like this. Thats the kind of shit that turns champions into dynasties.


1. Hillary Duff (Mike Comrie)

2. Paris Hilton (Jose Theodore)

3. Anna Kournikova (Pavel Bure, Sergei Fedorov)

4. Elisha Cuthbert (Mike Komiserek, Sean Avery, Dion Phaneuf)

5. Mary Kate Olsen (Sean Avery)

6. Geena Lee Nolan (Cale Hulse)

7. Alyssa Milano (Wayne McBean)

8. ChaIsabella Scorupco (Mariusz Czerkawski)

9.Kellie Pickler (Jordan Tootoo)

10. Rachel Hunter (Sean Avery, Jaret Stoll)

11. Madonna (Mark Messier)

12. Janet Jones (Wayne Gretzky)

13. Kristi Yamaguchi (Bret Hedican)

14. Candace Cameron (Valerie Bure)

15. Carol Alt (Alexie Yashin)

16. Alicia Ricter (Petr Sykora)

17. Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved)

18. Sheryl Crow (Alexander Daigle)

20. Pamela Anderson (Alexander Daigle)

21. Anne-Marie Carbonneau (Brendan Morrow)

22.Tiffany Granath (Brad Norton)

23. Kristen Bell (Nobody yet)

24. Charlotte Ronson (Sean Avery)

25.Angelica Bridges (Sheldon Souray)

26. Allison Dunbar (Sean O'Donnell)

28. Elena Alyonka Larionov (Alex Ovechkin)

29. Amy McCarthy (Dan Hinote)

30. Willa Ford (Mike Modano)

31. Kelly Klein (Sean Avery)

32.Emma Andersson (Hank Zetterberg)

33. Anne-Marie Carbboneau (Brendan Morrow)


Got any more ladies to add to the list? Leave it in the comments section. Or see the original article here.

28.7.08

Sluts like hockey.



So this is the first post of what will, I'm sure, become an ever growing list of chicks who enjoy the company of professional hockey players. You can call them Puck Bunnys, or Puck Sluts, or Mom, or whatever. All that matters is that we keep track of them, so we can use the information they give us against them at a fture date. This making any sense to you so far? Good.

1. Hillary Duff (Mike Comrie)

2. Paris Hilton (Jose Theodore)

3. Anna Kournikova (Pavel Bure, Sergei Fedorov)

4. Elisha Cuthbert (Mike Komiserek, Sean Avery, Dion Phaneuf)

5. Mary Kate Olsen (Sean Avery)

6. Geena Lee Nolan (Cale Hulse)

7. Alyssa Milano (Wayne McBean)

8. ChaIsabella Scorupco (Mariusz Czerkawski)

9.Kellie Pickler (Jordan Tootoo)

10. Rachel Hunter (Sean Avery, Jaret Stoll)

11. Madonna (Mark Messier)

12. Janet Jones (Wayne Gretzky)

13. Kristi Yamaguchi (Bret Hedican)

14. Candace Cameron (Valerie Bure)

15. Carol Alt (Alexie Yashin)

16. Alicia Ricter (Petr Sykora)

17. Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved)

18. Sheryl Crow (Alexander Daigle)

20. Pamela Anderson (Alexander Daigle)

21. Anne-Marie Carbonneau (Brendan Morrow)

22.Tiffany Granath (Brad Norton)

23. Kristen Bell (Nobody yet)

24. Charlotte Ronson (Sean Avery)

25.Angelica Bridges (Sheldon Souray)

26. Allison Dunbar (Sean O'Donnell)

28. Elena Alyonka Larionov (Alex Ovechkin)

Got any more ladies to add to the list? Leave it in the comments section.