Reign in Blood.

Remember a while back, Greg and the lads over at Puck Daddy put on this great contest in which they had people photoshop Big Gary in all sorts of awesome scenarios. I was pleased as punch to say the least. Anytime you mix the creativity of a hockey fan, with the douchliness of an anonymous Internet stalker, the results almost always make hay

That being said, they are at it again. This time it's time to re-work some old cards, and it has already produced some classics. I have stolen them, and posted my favs here. Why? Because it's easier than actually writing a post myself.



This masterpiece took me off guard at first. I didn't expect to enjoy some light Malarchuking. It has always been a HD staple.



This is perfect because it's along the same lines, but a little more obscure. Zednick is the Black Flag to the Malarchuk's Rolling Stones. I'm confused as well.



And we round it back out with some "Slit Malarchuk". Are you kidding me? GOLD. I plan on thieving some more of these as soon as they are posted. There are more over there, so you should run off and check it out. Go ahead. GO.

Thanks to Greg at Puck Daddy / Stefan Legein is a turd.

So props are in order to Greg Wyshnyski over at Puck Daddy for linking to HockeyDump today. We fully expect our clicks to soar into the double digits as a direct result. Speaking of Puck Daddy, they have great post (here) about Stefan Legein, and how he may have retired from hockey at the age of 19. So I'm a bit trepidacious to comment on it just yet, because this could all be a big practical joke that explode in my face, but damn....COME ON!

I don't know a lot of guys drafted in the 2nd, with legitimate shots at playing in the NHL just up and retiring. It's kind of a slap in the face to every hockey nerd (Read: Blogger) out there that lives and breaths hockey, that would kill for the chance to be a pro. If this is real, he is in for a world of hurt (Read: I will write means things about him under an alias.) And I am sorry for using the "Read:" joke twice in one paragraph (Read: Had no other way to finish the rant).