This Just In: Tavares Sucks

TSN wants to let you know that someone thinks that Tavares is not the #1 pick in the draft. Hell, he's not even the #2 pick in the draft!

Also, Calder finalists announced: Mason, Ryan and Versteeg. I'd put up a vote, but I'm tired of hearing how great Mason is. Maybe if they get swept people wll actually give Ryan some consideration (I know, I know it's based on regular season but everyone knows that's a load of horseshit). I think Ryan or Rinne deserve it more.

The slowest three minutes in hockey. Boring Edition.

This is honestly all I have:

Nice goofy outfit.

Don wants the fighting debate to go away so we can concentrate on the "beautiful race". Is that the Leafs-Tankvares race? Or was he just talking about white power?

Don celebrating Lebanese Canadians through gritted teeth.Why is the fact that he was born in Lebanon even relevant? I get the feeling Don would not have even celebrated this fallen soldier if it hadn't been front page news out in Ontario.

That's it. I apologize for a lack of hatred, but if there's one thing I agree on with the Dunce, it's that fighting should not be abolished in hockey. So that fuckface gets off easy this week.

World Junior Chumpionships

Canada 15
Kazakhstan 0

Did this game really need to be played? This is cruel.