I am not the only one who has a thing for the Pessy-Jesus
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Showing posts with label pesonen is jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pesonen is jesus. Show all posts
26.7.09
18.3.09
The Pes-Satan Project update
Okay, so, it seems things are going swimmingly for the boys of Wilkes-Barrie/Scranton (WTF is with that name?). As you may or may not be aware, Commander Geno demanded that Miro Satan be sent to the Penguins AHL affiliate in order to build up valuable chemistry with the Penguins secret weapon of mass destruction. It seems this chemistry will be ready even sooner than planned (playoffs) as I came across the following from the Pitts Post-Gazette a minute ago:
"...with two assists Monday against Albany, Pesonen set a club record for points (68), including 24 goals, with the Penguins' American Hockey League affiliate at Wilkes-Barre/Scranton...Playing on Pesonen's line Monday when he set that record was Miroslav Satan, the veteran winger who cleared waivers and was reassigned to Wilkes-Barre because of salary cap issues. Satan had a goal and three assists in a 7-2 win that marked his first AHL game since April 1, 1995."
Anyways, it seems like that shit is working out well for everyone involved, I'm just hoping the center of that line is wearing a Malkin mask, to ease the upcomng transition.
"...with two assists Monday against Albany, Pesonen set a club record for points (68), including 24 goals, with the Penguins' American Hockey League affiliate at Wilkes-Barre/Scranton...Playing on Pesonen's line Monday when he set that record was Miroslav Satan, the veteran winger who cleared waivers and was reassigned to Wilkes-Barre because of salary cap issues. Satan had a goal and three assists in a 7-2 win that marked his first AHL game since April 1, 1995."
Anyways, it seems like that shit is working out well for everyone involved, I'm just hoping the center of that line is wearing a Malkin mask, to ease the upcomng transition.
12.3.09
The Pes-Satan Project
So I figured it out this morning. I mean, obviously the Pens needed to clear some cap space for old man Guerin and Chris Cuntys, but there is actually bigger plan here. The REAL reason they sent Satan down to the minors was to develop chemistry with the most sexually volatile hockey player alive: Janne Pesonen.
Pesonen's resume includes: being a grenade specialist in the Finnish Army, leading the Finish elite league in goals and points, winning 4 championships in 6 seasons with Karpat, and being stuck in the minors for the Pittsburgh Penguins (a team that has no wingers unless you count the newly squired and aforementioned Guerin and Kunitz, or possibly Petr Suckora) for an entire season.
Satan's resume includes: Having a cool last name.
So what after they develop this chemistry you ask? Well they bring them both up to play with Geno for the playoffs, as Guerin and Suckora will be on the IR by then. What good will it do when their Center hasn't played a game with them, and the Penguins will lose two parts of their 7 game winning streak? Don't worry, it's not like Shero and Blysma came up with the plan...
Pesonen's resume includes: being a grenade specialist in the Finnish Army, leading the Finish elite league in goals and points, winning 4 championships in 6 seasons with Karpat, and being stuck in the minors for the Pittsburgh Penguins (a team that has no wingers unless you count the newly squired and aforementioned Guerin and Kunitz, or possibly Petr Suckora) for an entire season.
Satan's resume includes: Having a cool last name.
So what after they develop this chemistry you ask? Well they bring them both up to play with Geno for the playoffs, as Guerin and Suckora will be on the IR by then. What good will it do when their Center hasn't played a game with them, and the Penguins will lose two parts of their 7 game winning streak? Don't worry, it's not like Shero and Blysma came up with the plan...
16.2.09
Fuck Hockey's Future and the fucking skates they rode in on.
Fucking Bullshit
Two motherfucking words: Janne (motherfucking) Pesonen.
I don't give a shit if he's 26. I wouldn't give a shit if he was forty fucking six. That motherfucker was picked up for a reason, and it was to bring the joy of the "Pesonen Song" to everyone in the world. Now how the fuck is he going to do that if these piss-drinkers don't give the man his due and toss his name up in lights? He's not even in the notables? Excuse me, but he has his own fucking song, which happens to have the catchiest "na-na"'s in it since Phil Spector started pistol-banging black women.
Now that that big-head frenchman is out of PBurg, maybe he'll stop treating the Finnish Fury like the Finnish Flush...
BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!
Side note: Is it just me or does the Pessy-Jesus look like an elf in the pic with the orange hat? Please don't tell him I said that.
Two motherfucking words: Janne (motherfucking) Pesonen.
I don't give a shit if he's 26. I wouldn't give a shit if he was forty fucking six. That motherfucker was picked up for a reason, and it was to bring the joy of the "Pesonen Song" to everyone in the world. Now how the fuck is he going to do that if these piss-drinkers don't give the man his due and toss his name up in lights? He's not even in the notables? Excuse me, but he has his own fucking song, which happens to have the catchiest "na-na"'s in it since Phil Spector started pistol-banging black women.
Now that that big-head frenchman is out of PBurg, maybe he'll stop treating the Finnish Fury like the Finnish Flush...
BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!
Side note: Is it just me or does the Pessy-Jesus look like an elf in the pic with the orange hat? Please don't tell him I said that.
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