So The Burning Question Going Into The 2011/12 NHL Season Has To Be:
Which Former NHL Tough Guy Hits The Eject Button On Life Next? Odds On Favourite Has Got To Be Gino, Dont Have To Look Much Further Than The Above Pic To Come To That Conclusion. Let The Suicide Watch Begin!!!
Some blogs might've had the audacity to ask why we got back in the game at such an inopportune midsummer's night... or maybe that was just some contributor pointing out obvious idiocies we so clearly thrive on. Either way, sometimes the answer presents itself, in glowing fashion, in an opportunity for some asshole to simply act as such in a time there is no need to be...
Let's tabulate:
WEll done! Rypien holding his own against one of the bigger pylons in the NHL.
Awesome! Rypien showing his prowess versus some huge dude I am not familiar with.
Cantankerousness! Rypien beat up old man May in a dukeroonie!
Rypien showing he doesn't care if you are a tower of power of Fanrappa de clappa, he will take all comers!!!
Super excited to go and show everyone how great he is at hockey, and at just beating the shit out of people in general.
Anyways fuck it. I have questions regarding his "personal leaves" one of them enduring 70 games. Need I remind anyone that is just over half the number of games an NHL team plays in? Just over.
Drugs? Bi-polar? Shit-house nutzoid?
It's not very strange, being that Canada prides itself on shutting down nuthouses and letting criminals roam the streets in general. I guess it's really just truly a fucking loss that some character guy didn't get another shot a busting some domes. Dream almost came true for a legend in a bunch of people's semi-level minds.
