GIVE YOUR BALLS A TUG YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

I was reading a blog when those words came over my speakers loud and clear. It was the end of the 1st period in the Blues-'Nucks matchup, and I clicked the tab fast enough to see Kesler beaking at someone on the Blues bench. Now THAT is the kind of shit that will keep me tuning into these shit-ass match-ups.

"Give your balls a tug..." Fuck, that is some good shit.

Video will be posted when located. EDIT: FOUND IT! Doesn't mean I'm taking down the other picture!

In the meantime:



I hope no one has eaten anything recently!

Also, here is as good a reason as any to stop cheering for the Canucks:


I wonder which one of these guys was the one that got laid in that thing in '94? The other two guys keep breaking it out every run to try and break their cherries.

James VanRiemsdyk likes to act his age.

Poor James VanRiemsdyk. He is entering the NHL in the digital era, and is joining the likes of Ryan Kesler, Evgeni Malkin, Jordan Staal, Jordan Tootoo, Alex Radulov, and of course, Lil' Tlusty, (as well as countless others), as young NHLers that have been forced to share their private shames with the public via internet.

I for one applaude young Jimmy Vans binge drinking and choice in friends. It makes him more human. Have we all not been in his shoes at one time or another? Have we all not had a midnight conversation with God on the porcelain telephone? Have we all not awoken to the glories of a blurry night gone awry? Of course we have. It's all a part of growing up and testing boundries (and of course it's a fuck load of fun). The only difference between James and Stan Mikita, is Stan Mikita didn't have o deal with the likes of shitty blogs like this one, shoving his own shit back into his asshole.

So go forward sweet James, nobody will even remember this in a week. Except me. And I have a blog. Yikes.

Oh Ryan,....say it ain't so

It appears that Ryan Kesler of the Vancouver Canucks is hoping to join Mr. Tlusty and Mr. Commodore in some amateur bedroom photobiographical antics, internet style. What's with this generation? You would never see photos of Bobby Hull show up like this (not that there aren't 100's of them floating around probably). I get the feelinhg that guy was into some filthy shit.