Dykes on Ice (or maybe something less offensive).

3 or 4 months ago, it was written in this blog that it was not in our intentions to become the TMZ of hockey blogs, but....

That but has arrived, as we are now linking to stories posted by TMZ.

So the basic story here is that a washed up actress that used to be into rich and famous lesbians that could further her career, was at a Canucks game, and a dude in a whale costume pretended to eat her. So where's the interesting part? Thee isn't one. BUT, TMZ was nice enough to come up with the best headline ever, just for you. How nice.

Also, lesbians.

Sluts like hockey Part 3

So what do you think of when you think of HockeyDump? Thats right, untopical posts, and the great list of Hockey Sluts. It's our bread and butter (unless of course you count that post we did about Dustin Brown's penis). Anyways, it appears another site has also took it upon themselves to create a list of hockey sluts. This would probably bother me if our list wasn't ten times more comprehensive. In fact, we have 18 more ladies on our list. That's more sluts than they have total! It just goes to show you, if you want quality hockey journalism AND sluts, then go somewhere else. But if you want average hockey posts AND sluts, then simply bookmark the shit out of this place, because you are gonna be here a while.

BTW, here is the updated HockeyDump list of Hockey Sluts. Enjoy.

1. Hillary Duff (Mike Comrie)

2. Paris Hilton (Jose Theodore)

3. Anna Kournikova (Pavel Bure, Sergei Fedorov)

4. Elisha Cuthbert (Mike Komiserek, Sean Avery, Dion Phaneuf)

5. Mary Kate Olsen (Sean Avery)

6. Geena Lee Nolan (Cale Hulse)

7. Alyssa Milano (Wayne McBean)

8. ChaIsabella Scorupco (Mariusz Czerkawski)

9.Kellie Pickler (Jordan Tootoo)

10. Rachel Hunter (Sean Avery, Jaret Stoll)

11. Madonna (Mark Messier)

12. Janet Jones (Wayne Gretzky)

13. Kristi Yamaguchi (Bret Hedican)

14. Candace Cameron (Valerie Bure)

15. Carol Alt (Alexie Yashin)

16. Alicia Ricter (Petr Sykora)

17. Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved)

18. Sheryl Crow (Alexander Daigle)

20. Pamela Anderson (Alexander Daigle)

21. Anne-Marie Carbonneau (Brendan Morrow)

22.Tiffany Granath (Brad Norton)

23. Kristen Bell (Nobody yet)

24. Charlotte Ronson (Sean Avery)

25.Angelica Bridges (Sheldon Souray)

26. Allison Dunbar (Sean O'Donnell)

28. Elena Alyonka Larionov (Alex Ovechkin)

29. Amy McCarthy (Dan Hinote)

30. Willa Ford (Mike Modano)

31. Kelly Klein (Sean Avery)

32.Emma Andersson (Hank Zetterberg)

33. Anne-Marie Carbboneau (Brendan Morrow)

34. Kate Hudson (Eric Lindros)

35. Katherine Keener (Sean Avery)


Note: That's Malkin in the photo above FYI. He likes him some sluts.

If there is anybody that is going to check me, it's gonna be #23.

What does Bakersfield have to offer besides great ECHL action and flirty weather girls? I have no idea. But they definitely have those things wrapped up. This chick is practically begging for attention. I've seen new born babys that are less needy than this chick. She is about one small promotion away from making our prestigious Hockey Slut List. And that is what we call, "slutting your way to the middle".



PS - The odds that those two had her tied up on both ends like a pair of Chinese finger cuffs less than 3 minutes after that segment aired? About 2 to 1.

Sluts like hockey Part 2

So this is the first update to the ever growing list of ladies that enjoy the company of professional hockey players. AKA, Puck Bunnys, Puck Sluts, Hockey Whores, Stick Chicks or whatever. The newest additions to the list are in bold. If you know of anyone missing from the list, leave it in the comments and it will be added on the next update.

Remember, if we don't keep track of these sluts, nobody will. And do we want to live in a world without a comprehensive list of girls that sleep with professional hockey players? I know I don't.

Also, It's nice to see Teammates (Staal & Malkin) share sluts like this. Thats the kind of shit that turns champions into dynasties.


1. Hillary Duff (Mike Comrie)

2. Paris Hilton (Jose Theodore)

3. Anna Kournikova (Pavel Bure, Sergei Fedorov)

4. Elisha Cuthbert (Mike Komiserek, Sean Avery, Dion Phaneuf)

5. Mary Kate Olsen (Sean Avery)

6. Geena Lee Nolan (Cale Hulse)

7. Alyssa Milano (Wayne McBean)

8. ChaIsabella Scorupco (Mariusz Czerkawski)

9.Kellie Pickler (Jordan Tootoo)

10. Rachel Hunter (Sean Avery, Jaret Stoll)

11. Madonna (Mark Messier)

12. Janet Jones (Wayne Gretzky)

13. Kristi Yamaguchi (Bret Hedican)

14. Candace Cameron (Valerie Bure)

15. Carol Alt (Alexie Yashin)

16. Alicia Ricter (Petr Sykora)

17. Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved)

18. Sheryl Crow (Alexander Daigle)

20. Pamela Anderson (Alexander Daigle)

21. Anne-Marie Carbonneau (Brendan Morrow)

22.Tiffany Granath (Brad Norton)

23. Kristen Bell (Nobody yet)

24. Charlotte Ronson (Sean Avery)

25.Angelica Bridges (Sheldon Souray)

26. Allison Dunbar (Sean O'Donnell)

28. Elena Alyonka Larionov (Alex Ovechkin)

29. Amy McCarthy (Dan Hinote)

30. Willa Ford (Mike Modano)

31. Kelly Klein (Sean Avery)

32.Emma Andersson (Hank Zetterberg)

33. Anne-Marie Carbboneau (Brendan Morrow)


Got any more ladies to add to the list? Leave it in the comments section. Or see the original article here.