10.10.08

Sluts like hockey Part 3



So what do you think of when you think of HockeyDump? Thats right, untopical posts, and the great list of Hockey Sluts. It's our bread and butter (unless of course you count that post we did about Dustin Brown's penis). Anyways, it appears another site has also took it upon themselves to create a list of hockey sluts. This would probably bother me if our list wasn't ten times more comprehensive. In fact, we have 18 more ladies on our list. That's more sluts than they have total! It just goes to show you, if you want quality hockey journalism AND sluts, then go somewhere else. But if you want average hockey posts AND sluts, then simply bookmark the shit out of this place, because you are gonna be here a while.

BTW, here is the updated HockeyDump list of Hockey Sluts. Enjoy.

1. Hillary Duff (Mike Comrie)

2. Paris Hilton (Jose Theodore)

3. Anna Kournikova (Pavel Bure, Sergei Fedorov)

4. Elisha Cuthbert (Mike Komiserek, Sean Avery, Dion Phaneuf)

5. Mary Kate Olsen (Sean Avery)

6. Geena Lee Nolan (Cale Hulse)

7. Alyssa Milano (Wayne McBean)

8. ChaIsabella Scorupco (Mariusz Czerkawski)

9.Kellie Pickler (Jordan Tootoo)

10. Rachel Hunter (Sean Avery, Jaret Stoll)

11. Madonna (Mark Messier)

12. Janet Jones (Wayne Gretzky)

13. Kristi Yamaguchi (Bret Hedican)

14. Candace Cameron (Valerie Bure)

15. Carol Alt (Alexie Yashin)

16. Alicia Ricter (Petr Sykora)

17. Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved)

18. Sheryl Crow (Alexander Daigle)

20. Pamela Anderson (Alexander Daigle)

21. Anne-Marie Carbonneau (Brendan Morrow)

22.Tiffany Granath (Brad Norton)

23. Kristen Bell (Nobody yet)

24. Charlotte Ronson (Sean Avery)

25.Angelica Bridges (Sheldon Souray)

26. Allison Dunbar (Sean O'Donnell)

28. Elena Alyonka Larionov (Alex Ovechkin)

29. Amy McCarthy (Dan Hinote)

30. Willa Ford (Mike Modano)

31. Kelly Klein (Sean Avery)

32.Emma Andersson (Hank Zetterberg)

33. Anne-Marie Carbboneau (Brendan Morrow)

34. Kate Hudson (Eric Lindros)

35. Katherine Keener (Sean Avery)


Note: That's Malkin in the photo above FYI. He likes him some sluts.

1 comment:

WAYNER said...

Keener????