There's no crying in hockey.

Someone needs to change little Patty Kane's diapers. Crying over a fired coach? Are fucking kidding me? What's going to happen when his buddy Jonathon is eventually traded? Is he going to slit his wrists, and write a dark poem?

You see, this is what happens when you yank kids out of High School when they are 14 to play semi-pro hockey. They don't learn how to deal with everyday problems, and turn into little emo babies. Fuck, what would Nolan Ryan think???

Note 1: Thanks to Les Merrick for the link.

Note 2: Thanks o Snoop-a-Loop for existing.

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