Desert Dog Peyote Creation
All I can say about this is WOW.
Well, I guess I can say a little more than that. The Phoenix Coyotes have created a "media-mascot" that is basically a scary looking snowman with a black-eye, a mullet and an American flag top-hat. Frosty's got nothing on this guy. Oh, he also has a french accent...huh? And he talks "hockey/politics", double-huh.
I would have loved to have been in the meeting where this idea was pitched cause it obviously involved large quantities of drugs and alcohol. Enjoy and remember: you are not hallucinating this, it is real, very real.