Top 10: Islanders Edition

Top 10 Things the New York Islanders could do to improve their situation...

1. Be relevant.

2. Explain to Charles Wang that he is not Mark Cuban.

3. Promote Garth Snow from figure head GM to stick boy.

4. Get more players born in Korea like Richard Park.

5. Go back to the highliner fishsticks jerseys of '97.

6. Move to Brooklyn. The Brooklyn Islanders? that shit is pimp.

7. Acquire a player in his prime.

8. Pay Streit more money.

9. Bring Dennis Potvin back.

10. Kill self.

No comments: