24.7.08

Brett Favre is making me hungry.



The American Hockey League's bread and butter franchise, Iowa Chops, have extended a contract offer to Green Bay Packers legend Brett Favre to play hockey for them in this up coming season. Team President Mr.Nitzel had this to say...

"Brett is one of the greatest American athletes balh, blah, blah deserves a place to play blah, blah, blah extending an offer to him blah, blah, blah newest member of the Iowa Chops Blah, blah blah..."

This is clearly a publicity stunt on the part of the Chops, but just imagine Brett saying yes and signing? That would be fucking amazing considering The Chops are the new minor league affiliate of the Anahiem Ducks, and he could be skating on a line with Bobby Ryan. I would love to see the look on Burke's face if this went down. Having all of his prospects skating around with a millionaire clown. Why don't they just sign Kevin Lowe while they're at it?

Note: I couldn't find any good pics or video of the Iowa Chops Ice Hockey Team, so this will have to do.

1 comment:

underthechestnuttree said...

I think you couldnt find any good pics/vid of iowa chops because the team was recently renamed that...I forget the previous name, but you know, it was better than chops. or worse.