Andreas the Baptist.
Andreas Lilja better hope that the Jesus is a hockey fan, because he has decided to drown them in Holy Water when he gets the Cup this summer.
When contacted Lilja said:
"Our children, Tilda, 5, and Maja, 10 months, will be baptized now, and it will be a little different to do it this way"
He also added:
"When the inevitable apocalypse hits the cold plains of earth, the rain of blood will cover all the sinners, while me and my family look down in disgust from our comfy cloud in the kingdom of heaven"
He makes a good point.