Did you know that Al Franken is running for Senate in Minnesota? Do you care? Me neither, but apparently the guy he's up against in running on a platform that he "brought hockey back" to the state like a decade ago. Here is his approved message.
And here is Al Franken's responce.
This would be more interesting if Al Franken was running against Victoria Jackson or something, but some feeble old man? Who the fuck cares. Also, isn't Minnesota the place where The Body Ventura was Governor? What with that place, do they just hand out public office to anyone that has been in a commercial? I have a blog, can I be mayor?