The Business of Hockey

Did you know that when you Google Image search "Kontinental Hockey League" a picture of Freddy Mercury pops up? Did you also know that not one hockey related image does?

This is the kind of progressive, outside of the box marketing that is going to re-raise the Iron Curtain, and sink Bettmans filthy regime of hate and trans fats. The NHL needs to get on this Fredrick Mercury band wagon now, and HARD!

Side Note: Is it just me, or does Bettman look like the Penguin from the Batman Comics? Speaking of Batman, 200 Million in one weekend? That shit is Craaaazy. It makes IronMan look like a lonely turd floating in the bowl.

Anyways, the NHL needs more Queen, and less shittyness.

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