2.2.09

Who's wife did Darren Haydar anal rape?

Ok, so I've been randomly cruising around for useless hockey info intermittently today. My Superbowl hangover isn't really permitting me to do much other than that and take liquid shits. So I really am living the "HockeyDump" life today. Anyways, enough about my bowel movements and their consistency, check this guy out:

Darren Haydar
Right Wing
Born Oct 22 1979 -- Milton, ONT
Height 5.09 -- Weight 170 -- Shoots R


Selected by Nashville Predators round 9 #248 overall 1999 NHL Entry Draft

--- Regular Season --- ---- Playoffs ----
Season Team Lge GP G A Pts PIM GP G A Pts PIM
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1998-99 U. of New Hampshire NCAA 41 31 30 61 34
1999-00 U. of New Hampshire NCAA 38 22 19 41 42
2000-01 U. of New Hampshire NCAA 39 18 23 41 38
2001-02 U. of New Hampshire NCAA 40 31 45 76 28
2002-03 Milwaukee Admirals AHL 75 29 46 75 36 6 1 4 5 2
2002-03 Nashville Predators NHL 2 0 0 0 0 -- -- -- -- --
2003-04 Milwaukee Admirals AHL 79 22 37 59 35 22 11 15 26 10
2004-05 Milwaukee Admirals AHL 59 24 26 50 42 7 3 4 7 14
2005-06 Milwaukee Admirals AHL 80 35 57 92 50 21 18 17 35 18
2006-07 Chicago Wolves AHL 73 41 81 122 55 15 10 14 24 14
2006-07 Atlanta Thrashers NHL 4 0 0 0 0 -- -- -- -- --
2007-08 Chicago Wolves AHL 51 19 39 58 52 24 12 15 27 8
2007-08 Atlanta Thrashers NHL 16 1 7 8 2
2008-09 Grand Rapids Griffins AHL 47 16 23 39 24
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NHL Totals 22 1 7 8 2


22 Games. That's it. That's all this guy is worth as far as shots @ the bigs go? He must have absolutely cleaved Bettman's wife's ass or something.
Look at that moustache up there for fuck's sakes! It's like someone took my copies of Super Troopers and Slap Shot and genetically spliced them. Haunting.

While we're on the subject of the AHL and perennial minor dwellers, how has Pittsburgh not called up my boy Pesonen?

2008-09 Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Pen AHL 39 13 29 42 17

Pittsburgh doesn't even have a winger. I guess maybe when they picked up Pesonen he was part of their "late-twenty-something-line" plan in the AHL with Minard and Taffe. Anyways, I might not be able to get him a spot on the team, but I can definetly continue to post this:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I believe Haydar was part of the Krog/Little Super-Line on the Wolves last year. I guess there was only room for one of them in the NHL, a Little appears to be that lucky man.

Spec7ral said...

It blows my mind they don't all get shots. Especially since Haydar has been PPG his entire AHL career.