Sergei Gayduchenko That's actually his name. I read it a few times, but I don't see how I can pronounce it without saying the words "Gay" and "Douche" one after another. The stupid website wouldn't let me steal the picture, but I did find these beauties while I was looking for a replacement(which I never found):
Shirtless towel-clad Ovechkin with wood is always a good deal
Radulov doing exercises with friends on what appears to be tar paper. The beach ball would seem to indicate that this is what passes for a "beach" in the "motherland". Peachy.
Side Note: I don't give a fuck if it's a camp in St. Petersburg. I said it was Russia and you'll follow my orders.