16.2.09

Fuck Hockey's Future and the fucking skates they rode in on.

Fucking Bullshit

Two motherfucking words: Janne (motherfucking) Pesonen.

I don't give a shit if he's 26. I wouldn't give a shit if he was forty fucking six. That motherfucker was picked up for a reason, and it was to bring the joy of the "Pesonen Song" to everyone in the world. Now how the fuck is he going to do that if these piss-drinkers don't give the man his due and toss his name up in lights? He's not even in the notables? Excuse me, but he has his own fucking song, which happens to have the catchiest "na-na"'s in it since Phil Spector started pistol-banging black women.

Now that that big-head frenchman is out of PBurg, maybe he'll stop treating the Finnish Fury like the Finnish Flush...


BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!

Side note: Is it just me or does the Pessy-Jesus look like an elf in the pic with the orange hat? Please don't tell him I said that.

2 comments:

Davey Williams said...

I think the Dump's borderline inappropriate obsession with Janne Pesonen may just be the niche hook that propels it to Top 1000 status.

Davey Williams said...

I am also fairly into the gay mash-up you got going there.