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Ovechkin just turned the Rangers into Swiss cheese. And I figured out why... it's because of the question he was asked by a reporter after the loss last game:
Holy shit, the fury of his eyes just burned my monitor a bit. I wonder if that woman is still alive?
"YOU THINK SEASON IS OVER? WE ARE IN PLAYOFFS IS NOT REGULAR SEASON. IS NO MORE QUESTIONS."
MY man crush grows larger by the minute.