Did I just see that?
14 Minute mark, 2nd Period, Joe Louis Arena: Turco just wiped his dirty hands on the refs jersey, and nobody blinked. I repeat, TURCO JUST WIPED HIS HANDS ON THE REF. Am I on crazy pills? On what planet can you pull that maneuver off in any sport get away with it.
Editors Note: Somebody better upload that shit to YouTube, or I will lose my shit.
Editors Note 2: I'm really tired. I wonder if there is any pizza left over from last night? Not that the pizza has anything to do with my being tired. Or does it? It did have the hippie whole wheat crust thing going on. Hmmmm.....