So John Tavares arm is actually fractured.
Oh the glory. The glory of Dunce getting his little man's arm snapped. Not only did Dunce's team lose 6-1 to team Orr in the CHL prospects game, but he got the arm snapped of the Leaf's prospective saviour. This is fucking sweet my friends!
I wonder if the collison also exploded all of Tavares' zits at once, causing a horror scene for the front row fans?
Side note: Facts are stupid, and do not play a part in this post. I may also miss my Dunce post again this week, unless Mr. Towers can let me use his shitty as MAC to post tomorrow afternoon @ our GM meeting.