The top 10 Most over rated NHL players.
You are often called the greatest goaltender in the world, but you have yet to accomplish a fucking thing (unless looking like a greasy turtle is an accomplishment).
What? You managed to play a whole week without injuring yourself? Holy Fuck! Someone plan the parade route!
8.25 Million? For what? Ray Whitney is outscoring you and he has been legally dead for 5 years now. Also, your eyebrows are the same color as your skin and freaking everybody out.
"But my name is Staal also. Me good too?" (said in retard voice).
You have only broken the point-per-game mark twice in 17 years. Fucking Twice! Why do people think you're good? What are you a hypnotist?
A decade of hockey, ZERO playoffs. Wow. Even i could do that. Can I have some money?
With all this hype. if you don't win the Stanley Cup by the All-Star break next year, you are a fucking disappointment, and should kill yourself. (And yes, I do realize that he isn't in the NHL yet, but if he was REALLY that good, he would have found a way to be 18 by now.) Also, someone needs to introduce that kid to some Pro-Active.
6 Foot 4, 218 Pound Pussy.
Career high of 46 points, and that was 4 years ago. Thanks for that. Also, your name is stupid.
I don't care if you can body check a bear into next week, 10 points a season is ECHL territory. Also, I'm changing yours and Boumeesters names to John Johnson for while. It just makes things so much easier around here.