Everybody loves predictions, especially at this time of year. So here we go, Hockey Dump style:
Detroit vs. Chicago:
All I have to say is Chicago is Anaheim without mustaches....
Chicago is faster than puberty. Detroit is quicker than hair.
Detroit will win (in 6).
Pittsburgh vs. Carolina
Staal vs. Staal. Boring vs. Boring.....except Eric is actually amazingly good.
Fleury vs. Ward. One of them has already urinated in the Cup.
Carolina will win (in 5).
Here's an unrelated slick hockey move to keep you happy: