Jarkko Ruutu is gay for HockeyDump, or vice versa.

So Donny Jarkko has won over the hearts of HockeyDump in two completely separate and glorious ways. One, he had the quick wit and street smarts to take advantage of the opportunity to bite an opposing player (which 99% of the rest of the league is too pussy to even attempt). He is like some sort of Ice Cheetah, or perhaps a rare form of Snapping Turtle, which makes me cry my own tears. And two, He looks good doing it. I don't mean that in a gay way, unless of course, finding one man bite another man sexually attractive is gay. It is? Oh, well then....my mistake.

What if Jarkko and Tuomo were to bite each other? Topless. What if????