"Push Back"

I am sick and fucking tired of hearing this term being tossed around like a cheap big-house salad the last few weeks. Every time some team scores a goal the other team needs to muster some "push back". What the fuck is "push back"? It sounds like the last few seconds before ejaculation into a man's pucker at a greek bath house.

Ray Ferraro for the win.

I had no idea this happened, but apparently TSN hired Ray Ferraro sometime in the last couple of days or weeks or something. The reason I am surprised is because in my opinion (not IMO, because that is gay, and not gay in a homophobic way, but gay in a gay way), Ray Ferraro is the best hockey analyst going today. The guy is a tiny ball of hate that could snap at any minute. He's like a timebomb that just floats around telling other broadcasters that their opinions are wrong, and periodically stopping to sleep with Cammy Granato. Well done TSN, this almost makes up for that whole Glenn Healy fiasco.

Note: Google image searching "Ray Ferraro" and coming up with this gem has officially made my day. It looks like Helen Keller did it.

Note 2: Below you will find the video of Stefan's infamous empty net attempt in Edmonton, Ferraro is the colour guy making Patrick want to slit his wrists.

TSN is having a baby.

TSN has announced they will be adding a second channel in late August to compliment the existing TSN brand already in place (Read: Be even more of a clone of ESPN). The new channel channel will be called TSN2 as the creative team was on vacation that week.

This comes as great news as it was getting hard for them to pack all of that Toronto humping into one channel. There were hours of Leafs, Raptors, Jays, Argos, Marlies, Rock, & FC left untapped, and TSN stepped up to make sure the rest of the country doesn't miss out.

Note 1: I named all of those teams by memory. I can't do that for any other city...in fact I can't even name another soccer team. That is what TSN has done to me. I am a shell of a man.

Note 2: Google "Toronto Sports" and TSN pops up. Now type in Vancouver, or Montreal or Calgary or Edmonton, or Winnipeg, or Hamilton, or Quebec, or Halifax or any other city on the palnet and see what pops up....sure ain't TSN.