The Caveman of Sportsnet

With another NHL season around the corner, the Caveman of Sportsnet will be vomiting up another 8 months of useless information for the viewing public. Who hired this fucking Meat Head in the first place? He's the reason Boogard and Rypien overdosed, Belak hung himself, and the Yak-42 couldnt get it up. Get this Caveman Cancer off the air. Below is a series of videos showing him breaking a leg, getting made fun of, and bleeding out of his head which concluded a career of lowered expectations. Enjoy the show.



Leg snapping like a twig, courtesy of Mr. Barnaby. Hilarious! Even Harry Potter's having a laugh in the background.




Sucking in Ottawa.





Still Sucking in Montreal.




Closing the chapter on a Pile of Broken Dreams. Bleeding Head, Awesome! Go Fuck Yourself Nicky!

Nick Kypreos Vs. Gregg Zaun

It's a long and boring story, but apparently Toronto Blue Jay Gregg Zahn was running his mouth about hockey to Nick Kypreos and it ended up in a televised shoot-out with Zaun in net.

Zaun has never played hockey in his life, and can barely skate, and Kypreos played 442 carrer NHL games, and can barely skate. So I say this match up is fairly even.



Only Nick Kypreos could make a story like this so fucking boring. I hope when they do the follow up at the SkyDome, he gets beaned in the skull. Live concusions, now that's good TV.

Who did Nick Kypreos have to fuck to get a job analysing hockey?

Is it just me, or is Nick Kypreos the most useless twat on TV today? He just sits there and makes Bill Waters look vaguely competent, which is like making a bunny look like a king cobra. He should do the world a favor and fall down a well. At least then he would be half interesting.

And don't get me started on Glen Healy.