The Plagurist abides. aka Man vs Nature, take one.

Well it seems like I can't come up with any original material these days. It also seems like I can't post a picture in a comment section on someone's blog.
I'm also sick, sitting around on photoshop, so I stole Nuug's observation of Jokinen resembling a primate and butchered the shit out of it.

That got me to thinking: What other NHL players resemble animals? If you submit a name and an animal and I find them reasonably akin, I shall metamorphosize them with terrible prowess for your entertainment!

SIDE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A GERMAN HOCKEY RINK, SO NO THROWING BANANAS ON THE ICE. CAPICHE?