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Winnipeg Jets 1972 - 1996



Poor, poor Winnipeg. I feel for you. You want your team back sooo badly, but it's never going to happen. Think about all of the city's in North America that have no team, and have waay more people, and waaay more TV sets. Big bad Gary would rather fold a team than send it north. And even if, let's say, Gary got really drunk one night and decided to move a team to Canada, do you really think that you are first on that list? Sorry, but it just ain't so. Realistically Hamilton is ahead of you, and maybe even Quebec City, and Halifax as well. Listen, just because it's absolutely fucking hopeless, doesn't mean you should give up. Here is a short list of things you could do to improve your chances...

  1. Get more than 700,000 people to live there. Maybe ask Saskatoon and Regina to come over for a play date.
  2. Don't be so cold. It's just unpleasant.
  3. The flys are too big. Maybe get some raid or something.
  4. Build a real arena next time. That last one was kind of a joke.
  5. Have you tried joining America? They may let you in, look at Green Bay.
  6. Do you have any rich friends?
  7. Have you tried Praying?
  8. Have yo tried violence? Historically, that has worked for a lot of people.
  9. Maybe rename the town? New York 2 isn't taken.
  10. Maybe you should drink more. It won't bring you your Jets back, but it will make it feel better....for a while...then it gets worse...soooo much worse.
Check out some more ideas here, at JetsOwner.com

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