HockeyDump

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30.6.09

Captain EO enjoys ice hockey, molesting.


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What the hell is HockeyDump?

HockeyDump is just another hockey blog floating around the internet taking up valuable space. We did a good three years, took a few more off, and now we're back for who knows how long. If you were an old reader, than carry on. If you are new here, then here are a few tips...

1. HockeyDump is better than you.

2. HockeyDump is a shitty and offensive place to be. If you don't like it, then leave.

3. HockeyDump will be updated whenever the hell it feels like being updated.

4. HockeyDump can and will single you out just because it felt like a fun thing to do at the time.

5. Spelling and grammar is stupid. Like your Mom.

6. Lots of plagiarism.

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